((((((((( HUGS ))))))))))) to every furry ones this weekend!
And because it seems that the past few days have been long - A Joke
The Water Moccasin
Boudreaux been fish'n down by de bayou all day and he
done run outa night crawlers. He be bout reddy to leave
when he seen a snake wif a big frog in his mouf. He
knowed dat dem big bass fish like dem frogs, so he decided
to steal dat froggie.
Dat snake, he be a cotton mouf water moccasin, so he had
to be real careful or he'd git bit. He snuk up behin' dat snake and
grabbed him roun de haid. Dat ole snake din't lak dat
one bit. He squirmed and wrap hisself roun' Boudreaux's
arm try'n to git hisself free. But Boudreaux, he had a real
good grip on his haid, yeh. Well, Boudreaux pried his mouf
open and got de frog and puts it in his bait can.
Now, Boudreaux knows dat he cain't let go dat snake or he's
gonna bite him good, but he had a plan He reach into de back pocket of
his bibs and pulls out a pint a moonshine likker. He pour some
drops into de snake's mouf. Well, dat snake's
eyeballs kinda roll back in his haid and his body go limp.
Wit dat, Boudreaux toss dat snake into de bayou.. Den he
goes back to fishin'.
A while later! Boudreaux dun feel sumpin' tappin' on his
barefoot toe. He slowly look down and dare wuz dat water
moccasin . . .. wif two more frogs.
Saturday, June 14, 2008
Cuz we all's need a joke
clawed by The Misadventures Of Me on Saturday, June 14, 2008