Friday, February 18, 2011

ANNUAL PURR-FUR-MANCE REVIEW


Quantity of Output - As yoo all has seen, the mom Laure has been a huge slacker in her job. She is busy with day huntin and other stuff she says. Seriously The Mom, how hard is it to put a picture up - no werds needed! Yoo get TWO SWATS fer bein such a poor worker.

Quality of Output - When yoo, The Mom, does actually do a blog post fer us, its usually fairly gud. We has had no bad comments so far. We do fink yer lack of imagination as of late is not so gud. Overall we all gives yoo TWO PAWS.

Client Pawticipation - Like most folks, we dun put our email addy up, as there was sum terrible spam of blogs. But we can usually hit reply on a comment in email or better go ta da bloggy and answer. Over all we fink we is okay wif ONE PAW.

Pawticipation (Part 2) - The mom has not let us do any fing fun in such a long time we is finkin dat TWO SWATS is not enuf.

Client Satisfaction - Srsly? The Mom, once again we stress to yoo how hard is it fer yoo to put a picture up? TWO SWATS (and a fart from I is Jake!)

Overall Rating - We here by declare that all the furrys of the blogosphere shud Poop On The Mom's Pillow! We is feelin so bad acuz we dun hardly bisit furiends and its all The Mom's fault, darn us fer not hasin thumbs!!

9 comments:

Brian said...

Have you been taking review lessons from Spitty? You might have been a tad bit tough on Mom there!

Katnip Lounge said...

Does this mean your Mom isn't getting a raise? tee hee!

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Uh-oh. Hey, you are keeping The Mom, aren't you? Please don't fire her. She does a good job for you when she is able to help you post.

Tom, Tama-Chan, Sei-Chan and Bibi-Chan said...

Hey guys! We also think you're being a little bit tough on your Mom. Positive training is the key here!!!

Purrs and Woofs,
The Chans and Tommy

Sweet Praline said...

I think your mom has a lot of room for improvement based on your review. I enjoy your blog!

Mickey,Georgia , Tillie said...

Heeheehee!!! We kinda think that Mom is almost as bad. We do get some posts up, but visiting is not as good as we would like :/
We hope it is just a phase Mom is going through and someday she will do more to help us blog ;) Maybe that is true for your Mom :)
Don't worry, we won't forget you !!
Purrs Mickey,Georgia & Tillie

Ayla, Iza, and Marley said...

We see The Mom actally got a overall -1/2 rating. Harsh, but apparently honest and deserved! You DID provide details and evidences.

We hope The Mom takes this ta heart and improves her puurfurmance in 2011!

The Island Cats said...

Wow, you guys are tough!!

Original_Wacky said...

Maybe you need to have Mom get you a touch screen monitor so that you can work without thumbs?

Good thing my cat overlords haven't seen fit to want a blog, or I'd be in real trouble.

Most humans do better with positive training, so you might want to try some clicker training or something, I'm sure you can step on the clicker to let her know she's doing right. We all know humans are notoriously hard to train!