I has been plotting.
There has to be a way.
I mean what can we do about that woofie?
I am so tired of him being loud at me.
He always has to jump AND can you believe he tried to sniff my spot 13?
Of all the nerve!
And the Mom laughs when he does this to me.
Disrespectful I say - sheesh!
I'm workin on a plan and I think it will work.
If I pretend to like him, he'll get close and then whap the claw of doom comes out. (Molly has shown me that one).
Also today is a day of appreciation for Mo. He's a furry good bean acuz he helps homeless kittys!
7 comments:
That's *terrible that he tries to sniff your Spot 13! Good luck with your plan!
There seems to be a lot of private sniffing going on today?
They says in the tv box to keep your enemies close, but how is it possible to be nice to things you don't like? ;)
Sniffing your Spot #13 is very rude, but it is just a woofy thing. I think you just have to turn around really fast and show him the Claws of Doom. That should fix him up.
HELLO TT, THIS IS TROUBLE THE KITTY. I WILL SEND YOU A COPY OF MY BOOK "HOW TO GET RID OF BIG CLUMSY DOGS THAT STEP ON YOU". YOU MAY FIND IT HELPFUL.
I think the Claw of Doom would be a good idea. And sit on the arm of the chair or back of the couch and BOP! him as he goes by!
Go for the delicious ears!!!
what a handsome mancat you are!
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