Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Wordy Wednesday w/ Jake

Ten Peeves that Dogs Have About Humans
'1' Blaming your farts on me...... not funny... not funny at all !!!

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'2'
Yelling at me for barking.
I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG


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'3'
Taking me for a walk, then
not letting me check stuff out.

Exactly whose walk is this anyway?


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'4'
Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose. Stop it!

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'5'
Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons.
Now you know why we chew your stuff

up when you're not home.


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'6'
The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw.
You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo what

a proud moment for the top of the food chain.


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'7'
Taking me to the vet for "the big snip",
then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back!


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'8'
Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests.
Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.


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'9'
Dog sweaters. Hello ???
Haven't you noticed the fur?


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10' How you act disgusted when I lick myself.
Look, we both know the truth. You're just jealous.


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Now lay off me on some of these things.

We both know who's boss here!

You don't see me picking up your poop do you?

12 comments:

Forever Foster said...

Jake, you made our mum snort and giggle! Number 6 made her laugh a *lot*! :)

Gandalf and Grayson said...

#4 must be Chuck from Dooce's blog. He's always balancing something!

Dana said...

That was so funny Jake...now we know how our Dixie really feels!
~The Creek Cats~

Daisy said...

It is very interesting to think about things from a dog's perspective!

Dennis the Vizsla said...

hello jake its dennis the vizsla dog hay i think i wil post this list in the doghowse of justiss!!! ok bye

The Furry Kids said...

You said it!

Your pal,
Titus

Evie/VampyVictor said...

Hahah they were great and very smart Jake... are you sure you iz a woofie coz I did not think woofies "thought" ;)

V-V

Dannan and The Girl said...

Good list, Jake!

Did you know that sometimes vets steal leggies, too?! And The Girl wonders why I really hate it there!

Brown dog kisses,
Dannan

Angus Mhor said...

SHADOW! MOLLY! JAKE!! I've missed you! Thanks for comin' by to welcome me back, I sure appreciate it!

Jake..I feel for ya..but I don't think anything's gonna change..I just don't.

snowforest said...

We don't have woofies but we can feel all of the things you said..very funny too!

Patty said...

Very funny!

Joe Stains said...

Bostons barely even have noses to balance stuff on!!