I's been lurkin bout listening in to fings around here and yoo wud not believe what I has heard!
- NO BITE Trooder, NO BITE! (Uh hai the mom, we is not woofies we dun respond to dat!)
- My bean girls purrthday is Saturday (this week) and the mom hasn't gotten a gifty fer her yet. WTP?? My girl deserves a gift the mom, yoo better hurry it up!
- The mom is kinda depressed, this month. Sumfin bout 5 years since her friend ::whispers:: took too many pills to kills himself while talkin to da mom AND acuz she doesn't has a day hunting job and her savings is bout gone. We's been puttin lots of furs on her stuff and purrin lots round her to gives her da hint dat it's okay.
- I heards the big male bean say "Um what did Jake eat? He just threw up stuff." Apparently upon inspection of said yak, Jake ate : a piece of onion (where he gots that we do not know), sum beads from the tree, and can yoo believe he ate more CAT POOP?