Thursday, May 22, 2008

Thursday 13 #22 - I wonder why

I wonder why

  1. Beans use that white paper in the human litter box room. They'd saves time if they would just lick their butts likes we kittys do.
  2. Beans don't sleep all curled ups in a ball. Don't they realize that they'd be warmer thats way?
  3. Beans get the squirty bottle out whens I am on the table? I do it whens they aren't here and it's okay then.
  4. Beans shake paws? Wouldn'ts it be easier to see who the other bean was if they just sniffed their spot 13?
  5. Beans take those long wet showers? I fink's it woulds be easier to just licks themselves clean.
  6. Beans dont eats on the floor next to us kittys. They has to sit at a table so why shouldn't we's sit with them?
  7. Beans use that loud sucky monster machine. I likes the floor just as it is, tank you very much!
  8. Beans transport us in a PTU? I don't sees them being held prisoner and taken places.
  9. Beans use that noisy litter box? It woulds be much betters if they just scratched in a box likes us kittys.
  10. Beans freak out when we makes a berd or mousie go dead? That is what they are there for anyway - to eat.
  11. Beans put plants or flowers on the table? It is ours to eat isn't it.
  12. Beans kiss each other on the mouth? They shoulds just lick the cheek likes we do.
  13. Beans use their paws to scratch an itch? I finks we has it worked out well when our bums itch by draggings it on the floor, table, bed .....

10 comments:

Gandalf & Grayson said...

That was a very interesting list of wonderings, TT. We asked our Mom and she said "beans have thumbs for a reason". Yeah, we don't get that either....

DEBRA said...

Hardee-har-har those were furry good.

Purrs
Abby

Veronica (& Fig) said...

i likes those. i think its funny about #1. we also save papers which is better for the environment by licking our butts!!!!

The Taylor CatSSSSS said...

Hi! Thanks for visiting our blog. We hope that your mommy is feeling better soon! We love your list!

ML said...

KC said...
Tha Taylor CatSSSSS told me about yours list. It is furry funny. Hee hee.
Purrs,
KC

Tybalt said...

That's some great thinking, TT!

Wedding Guest said...

That was great TT!!! I think beans just like to complicate things :o
It is so much easier being a cat :)
Standing under water?? I do not get that eother! Water is for drinking!!!!
Purrs Mickey

Kimo & Sabi said...

We wonders about da furry sam stuff!

BTW - nice to meet ya!

Dragonheart & Merlin said...

We understand about #5. Humans don't have fur, just like us Sphynx. We Sphynx need to be bathed, so humans need to bathe too.

Isis said...

I think the answer to question 1, is they lack a good raspy tongue! Without the raspy bits it'd take them ages to get themselves properly clean...

Though I'd like to add to question 10. Why do they freak out if you squish a froggy or bring them a mousie present and drop it in their bed so they have it their when they wake up!