Attention Alien Blurpy

Attention Alien Blurpy

Now we know that yoo are fairly new to the household so yoo do not know the rules yet.

1. When we are napping yoo are to be quiet. If yoo can not manage to be quiet yoo must keep the roar down to a low tone.
2. Your soft blankets are my soft blankets. When yoo are not using them expect me to lay on them and cover them with my furs.
   
3. Although your sleep spot looks comfy, rest assured I will not sleep there - yet.
4. Sometimes yoo smell good, sometimes yoo smell like what came out of Shadows butt. I do not like that smell therefore I suggest, NO I am telling yoo, yoo must not smell stinky.
5. When yoo get older and are able to grab at us, be prepared to be hissed at. We do not like to be pulled or held down. And dare I say, the bitey may be put forth too!
6. When yoo eat what the mom or big male bean eats, yoo is expected to give us some of that too, but only the good stuff.

There are more rules but cuz yoo is young we will go over the rest of them later. And oh, just cuz yoo is this cute

does not mean we will let yoo get away with any of our rules.