So I heards the big bean man says I stink.
I do's not stink!
I wash myself every days sank you very much bean man.
I even rubbed mys head on mommy and she says I smells like hay.
I don't knows bean man, yous always says I stink, perhaps it isnt me.
Maybe's its that other cat Molly, she could be smellys.
Just to proves I's clean mommy sat and watches me while I wash myself.
Mommy was amazed at hows I could stay cleaning for so longs.
I begs for food tonight; mommies had yummy steak.
She gave me two hole pieces of steaks tonight.
Molly just sats in the living rooms door way and glared as I chews my steak.
Molly and Shadows never seems to want stuffs from mommys plate.
They do's like cat nip alot though.
I swears they are hooked on it!
Do's they have a cat nip program for thems??
Theys act all silly and rolls around on the floors when they eat cat nips.
Me, I don'ts like it at all.