Mommy bean thoughts she was so smarts. She was trings to put this stuff in my mouths, which I laters found out is medicine, so anyways I twisted and turneds out of her grip on my scruffs. Then whiles she was still figureings out that I had escapeds her grasp, I hids under the table. Every times she went to grabs me, I ran. Ha ha ha on mommy bean!
So next thing you's know I got's tuna. I musta showd's her whose boss cuz she gave's me what I like.
I founds out I has to go back to the v-e-t lady. My teeths are icky mommys said and she didn't squint hard enough to see's that I's am missing some backs teeth. That 'splains why I always drops my food when I eats. Wow, this v-e-t lady is smart but I still's don't likes going.
Did you's see my new ticker toy I puts on my side bar? I know it's biggers than that area but's mommy wasn't smarts enough this mornings cuz she didn'ts have enoughs of that hot black liquids she makes every mornings. And I's can'ts figure it's out myself. *sigh*
At least I's got's tuna! I should's go eat it now though seeings as I turneds my nose up at it.