Friday, January 23, 2009

Frootbat Friday (How I gots in jail)

I really love playin wif my stuffed toys! I get so excited I just don't know what I do's.

So when mom came home and saw all this mess on the floor she wondered what had happened.
I walked with her to look and she what she was talking about.


She showed me the evidence. My beloved Foxy torn to shreds wif no stuffin left.

His head and leg not recognizable acuz something had gotten to him.

Then she showed me my new vishus deer!

Oh Nooooes! What has happened to my vishus deer?

My two favorite toys are ruined! Who could has done this to them??

Jake with all this evidence I think we all know WHO did WHAT to your toys.

I was framed I swear! It was Not Me!!

22 comments:

Tom and Tama-Chan said...

I hate to say this, Jake, but I do recognise the techniques....

Be strong!

Your Pal,
Tom

Forever Foster said...

If you do the crime, you gotta pay the time, buddy! You must have been super excited.

VampyVictor said...

Oh Jake.. humans make mountains out of mole hills huh?
All they needs is a little sutures... it's not like they could not use a little bit of a transfusion.. or something.. hahhahah

V-V

Ramses said...

Oh no Jake, did a big dog break in and kill your bestest toys? This sort of thing happens far too often - just ask our friend Dennis the Vizsla!

The Creek Cats said...

Oh no Jake, we will send Dixie over to break you outta jail!!

Tybalt said...

My husky cousin Mickey does the same thing to his toys, Jake. On the other paw, Dana and Loki love their toys, but they don't rip them apart or unstuff them. Mommy was shocked by that since she was used to the carnage Mickey wreaks on his stuffed toys.

If you need help breaking out, I'll send over the twins.

Furkidsmom said...

We think it's all circumstantial evidence!!

Sniffie and the Florida Furkids

Angus Mhor said...

Dood, it's not a crime to do what's natural..ya gotta save your mom from those vishus deer,no MATTER what form they come in!

Kaze, Latte, & Chase said...

Why is the Frootbat ALWAYS blamed??? I swear we're targeted.

Kaze

roseycat said...

Heya, thats what the toys are for, sharing and playing and rippin' and havin' fun!

The Meezers said...

Jake, you need a lawyer!!! In the mean time, we is sending you a cake wif a file in it. Eat just the cake, not the file .

Daisy said...

Oh Jake, you might have played a little too hard! Maybe you can be released early for good behavior.

feefifoto said...

Where's the evidence? All she has are bodies -- no murder weapons. You need a good lawyer.

Cheysuli and gemini said...

They should make stronger toys...

Eric and Flynn said...

Looks like there's been a massacre. That naughty Knott Me gets everywhere.

Skitto, Peanut and Chyanne said...

hmmm, we thinks you might have been framed too Jake, we sorry you had to go to jails. Have a purrfect weekend.

Kellie The Orange Cat said...

Oh noes! Do you think your Mum can fix your friends? I hope so.

Joe Stains said...

I demand some DNA testing be done! did they dust for paw prints??

pughy said...

Jake if you need help from a ginger just shout I am petty good at getting out of tricky sitations. Bad luck at getting sprung buddy.

Hgs Ginger Jasper xxx

Margaret Cloud said...

You didn't mean to do it, it was an accident. You look so sad in jail, I will bail you out.

Dennis the Vizsla said...

Hello, Jake, this is Tucker the Vizsla. Obviously you are being set up by my so-called brother Dennis the Vizsla, who is notorious for this sort of thing. I would like to offer my detective services to prove Dennis's responsibility. Please call my assistant Trixie Watson and tell her you need to book Sherlock Hound. Thank you and good luck.

Mickey,Georgia , Tillie said...

Do you have a good lawyer Jake !!
I hope Dennis the Vizsla can help ;)
Purrs Mickey