Thursday 13 #31 - Things heard this week

I has been hiding out lately. Thats acuz I didn't like the change in the house but I'm gettin over it, sorta. But while I has been hiding I has heard this -

1. JAKENOKITTY JAKENOKITTY JAKENOKITTY
2. Troo just attacked me! - The mom after Troo attacked her feets from under da bed!
3. Come here Molly, yes good girl, its okay. - I didn't want to sit wif my bean girl acuz JAKE was always sleepin on her bed at night!
4. JAKENOKITTY JAKENOKITTY JAKENOKITTY
5. Who wants nip? - Well D'UH we ALWAYS want nip!!
6. Awww, Troo this is doggie food, do yoo want sum stinky goodness too? - The mom has become weird, yoo never ask us if we want it, just assume it!!
7. No Jake, yoo can't go fer a ride right now. - *bwah ha ha ha ha* He thought the cute lookk wud get him time out in the metal machine.
8. JAKENOKITTY JAKENOKITTY JAKENOKITTY
9. Is that Shadow and Troo sittin next to each other on yer bed? - The mom askin Shadows boy if dey was sittin next to each other. D'UH yoo saw it didn't yoo the mom??
10. I need a nap. - The mom after what she said was a long day. She shud just nap when we do, we fink!
11. JAKE leave Troo alone! - Need we say more? Jake finks Troo should be chased. Troo finks dat hissin at Jake will work. It doesn't!
12. Oooooooooo man, why yoo got to scare me wif the water?? - Troo after he gotted the squirty bottle fer sittin on the table.
    
13. JAKE! NO ! NO KITTY!! BAD JAKE! DON'T CHASE THE KITTY! - heh heh Thats it the mom, yell at Jake more, we like to hear that!